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one is Gooooood J
Man entered a pet
shop, wanting to buy a monkey.
The shop owner
pointed out three identical monkeys and said,
"The
monkey to the left costs 500 dollars."
Why does that
monkey cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner
replied,
"Well, it knows how
to use a computer."
The man asked
about the next monkey on the perch.
"That
one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do,
plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."
Naturally, the
startled customer asked about the third monkey.
"That one costs 2,000
dollars."
"And what does
that one do?" the man asked.
The owner
replied,
"To
be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two call him
boss!"